Friday, August 27, 2010

Hanging out in Melbournia: buildings, Tim Burton and downright aggressive sea gulls.

Dear Mammy,

How are you? I am fine. I hope that the cat has given up trying to eat your toes, and that the 'incident' in the back yard with the neighbour's parakeet has been forgotten if not forgiven.

So! at the moment I'm still in Melbourne. I've been wandering around taking in some of the sights and really getting a feel for the place. I really can't get over the mix between old and new. I'm not joking, you'll regularly find an old (well, relatively speaking of course) building and looming behind it like a space-age monster is a big sky scraper. I've tried to get some pictures and I'll be sure and post them on FaceAche.

Apart from wandering the city, which has a weird mixture of  feeling like America and Luxembourg at the same time, I've been hanging out at the pier getting some sea air. Wait and I tell you what happened me the other day! I went to the pier to visit my penguin buddies and decided to bring a sandwich cos I was hungry. I'm sitting there munching away when I look up and see this seagull hovering about 2 foot over my head. Well, I thought, no bodder, I'll just shoo it. Eh, no. The little b*****d wouldn't bugger off!! at all!!! argh! It ended with me running away, flapping half a sandwich at the world's most aggressive seagull. Ok, fine, it was funny in hindsight I suppose...

So when I wasn't getting beaten up by marauding seagulls I wanted to take in some culture so I went to the Immigration Museum. I was on my own when I went, and my goodness, it was pretty tough. I was reading some of the stories and I could feel my lower lip start to go. I managed to turn it into a sneeze but I did have to go through it at fairly high speed to stop myself from bawling like a baby. I learned a lot about the history, some of it very surprising - for example, I never knew there was such anti-Chinese sentiment here for so long, especially as there is such a huge Asian population here now. Very sad. There was also a cool bit where you went into a room, listened to an interview then got to decide whether or not the person should be allowed in to the country - that was amazing. Me of course, bleeding heart, was letting them all in. It occurs to me that customs officer may not be a viable career choice for me...

Finally, jaysus, this letter is going to long as my leg... but finally, I wanted to make you really jealous by telling you about the Tim Burton exhibition - that was faaahoooooobulous! There were (naturally) lots of his sketches but they also had models of some of his characters, clips from many films and the best bit... they had some costumes on display!! they had Edward Scissorhands' black leather rig out, and they had one the actual hands (ok, in a glass box but still!!). They had the headless horseman's cape from Sleepy Hollow too, and lots of other bits and bobs. I'm definitely considering going again to get a proper look.

So that's it from me for now, hope as I said, that all's well with you! I'm trying to behave, and *yes* I'm eating / sleeping enough ...

Love and hugs!

Your Daughter (the one who ran away)

Monday, August 23, 2010

Got here in one piece!

Dear Mammy,

I hope you are well. I'm pleased to report that I've managed to get here mostly unscathed.

The flight itself (or actually flights really) was mostly uneventful. I got fleeced in London though - NOT happy. Ok, it was actually completely my own fault for not being capable of parting with enough pairs of shoes. The lady said if I could get rid of 1kg out of my check in luggage, she'd give me a free bag to put the other 2kg in (the idea being I'd take that bag on as hand luggage) but for the love of holy God - seriously, there was no way I was getting 1kg out of the check in luggage. The leprechaun hiding in my bag bit me every time I tried to take the little f*cker out, and the Chef brown sauce was more than 100ml so... Anyway, in the heel of the hunt I ended up having to barter a kidney in excess baggage. NOT impressed.

Anyway, that drama over with, I got on the plane beside 2 guys who bonded over copious amounts of whiskey. That was a good thing though, because I was sitting by the window and so would have had to climb over their heads to get out. Thanks to the patron saint of Bushmills, I just waited for their every-20-minute loo breaks and made a dive for it - success! ha. Hong Kong was grand (200 cigges for just over 12 yoyos - are you serious?? yes please!). Got lucky with the flight too - miracles do happen! the Melbourne flight was very empty so I ended up with 3 seats to myself - ample room to stretch out (secretly vair pleased I didn't shell out for business class lol!). The only issue on the flight was the Window-Nazi. Yes. Really. I tried to put the window blind up to check out the view (who wouldn't want to see Indonesia from the air?? what is wrong with people?? sleep schmeep...) yeah, so, I put the blind up and I'm not kidding, she reached back and slapped it down so hard I thought she might climb over the seat and actually bite me. I let it go because she looked a little unstable but I did sulk a bit. I'll just have to go back and see Indonesia from the ground I suppose.

Once I arrived, I found Simon and away we went. Straight to Regans where we (oh well, clever-ass Simon wasn't drinking so really it was only me, Regan and Lisa) preceeded to imbibe our combined weight in beer / wine / name your spirit. The breakfast-Bloody-Mary did nearly do me in but apart from that I managed to conduct myself with appropriate decorum. You'd be very proud. ;o)

So thus far it's all going swimmingly! I've managed to get a special pass to exit the party-vortex, and have already been to visit my penguin friends on St Kilda Pier. Tomorrow, I'll be pulling out my tourist hat, back pack and dog-eared map and seriously unleashing a whole lotta Irish lady on the unsuspecting population of Melbourne. God love them.

I'll be sure to keep you posted on my progress, and of course, lie about the bits that we discussed.

Your Daugher
(the one who ran away)